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		<title>Dentist Pulls Out All Her Ex Boyfriend&#8217;s Teeth After Being Dumped</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 00:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this is pretty unreal&#8230;
Guy makes an appointment to see his ex-girlfriend who&#8217;s a dentist for a checkout. She puts him under and proceeds to pull out ALL of his teeth. He discovers it when he wakes up apparently and now its all over the news.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So this is pretty unreal&#8230;</p>
<p><img align=right src="http://clutchmag.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dentist.jpg" alt="Dentist Pulls Out All Her Ex Boyfriend's Teeth After Being Dumped">Guy makes an appointment to see his ex-girlfriend who&#8217;s a dentist for a checkout. She puts him under and proceeds to pull out ALL of his teeth. He discovers it when he wakes up apparently and now its all over the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/28/dentist-pulls-all-exs-teeth-out_n_1461288.html?ref=fb&#038;src=sp&#038;comm_ref=false" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/28/dentist-pulls-all-exs-teeth-out_n_1461288.html?ref=fb_038_src=sp_038_comm_ref=false&amp;referer=');">news</a>.</p>
<p>Moral of the story: don&#8217;t go to your ex for a tooth checkup!</p>
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		<title>Smelling Ass in Complete Darkness</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When its totally dark, you can never be sure if its ass (or shit) you&#8217;re smelling:

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		<title>Dear Crossing &#8211; #truestories</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: &#8220;Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don&#8217;t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.&#8221;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: &#8220;Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don&#8217;t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.&#8221;</h1>
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