Guy makes an appointment to see his ex-girlfriend who’s a dentist for a checkout. She puts him under and proceeds to pull out ALL of his teeth. He discovers it when he wakes up apparently and now its all over the news.
Moral of the story: don’t go to your ex for a tooth checkup!
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.”