Sex with a Sheep
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not [...]
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Sex with a Sheep
Kosher Sex
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding
meets with their rabbi for counseling.
Th e rabbi asks if they have any last questions
before they leave.
The man asks,
“Rabbi, we realize it’s tradition
for men to dance with men,
and women to dance with women at the reception.
But, we’d like your permission to dance together,
like the rest of [...]
Dear Crossing – #truestories
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.”