Show Me Something Funny http://showmesomethingfunny.com Laugh, share, come back... and the profits go to charity! Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:11:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Entrepreneur’s State of Mind – The New Dork http://showmesomethingfunny.com/entrepreneurs-state-of-mind-the-new-dork/ http://showmesomethingfunny.com/entrepreneurs-state-of-mind-the-new-dork/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:11:28 +0000 admin http://showmesomethingfunny.com/?p=238 Entrepreneur’s State of Mind

A parody of Alicia Keys and Jay-Z Empire State of Mind.

LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I’m in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd forever
I’m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom’s place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, I’m on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin’ google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin’ sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That I’m most definitely

The New Dork,
Social networks – what dreams are made of, There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’re the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool
Let’s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks

Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, I’m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now I’m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I’m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster’s lurkin’
Used to be a reject, But now I’m steady jerkin’
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin’ from the small time, Girls couldn’t find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz I’m friends with Ashton
CHORUS

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Use your girlfriend’s nipples to play your favorite video games.

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Romeo the cat on Bluetooth headset with his girlfriend

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Need better advice to make your man happy? Ask your favorite magazines to hire more men writers.
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Drew Brees on a New Orleans float after winning Superbowl

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Just in time for your New Year resolution, we’d like to remind you to Get Your Exercise On.

Happy 2010.

“Fat Woman Exercising”

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You think the architect intended this design?

Did the architect intend this?

Did the architect intend this?

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Natalie Portman, Andy Samberg

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Featuring: Andy Samberg, Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake.

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