So this is pretty unreal…
Guy makes an appointment to see his ex-girlfriend who’s a dentist for a checkout. She puts him under and proceeds to pull out ALL of his teeth. He discovers it when he wakes up apparently and now its all over the news.
Moral of the story: don’t go to your ex for a tooth checkup!
This has got to be the coolest Guard Dog.
Not only does he watches over the bike for his owner, but then he proceeds to ride it.
These so-called “sinners” use EXISTING embryos to conduct Stem Cell research. These organic materials are otherwise TRASHED – as in – put in a trash can and never seen/used again. Instead, we can use them to do research to cure things like cancer… if the churches would stop preaching against it!
Sacha Baron Cohen Dressed as “Dictator” Admiral General Shabazz Aladeen Pouring Kim Jong Il’s Ashes on Ryan Seacrest at the 2012 Oscars. It was a controversial stunt and drew a great deal of media attention – but in our opinion – very funny nevertheless.
You can see Ryan Seacrest getting visibly angry and mad at Cohen but he keeps his composure and continues with the show.
Here’s Jennifer Lopez checking up on her American Idol costar Ryan Seacrest afterwards:
Trivia: did you know General Aladeen and Kim Jong Il were Doubles Tennis Partners?
HELL EXPLAINED
BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona
chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are
leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the
different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct….. …leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my
God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
What happens when people get drunk and dance at weddings… Borat style?
AOL and Huffington Post together? Why? Just watch:
When its totally dark, you can never be sure if its ass (or shit) you’re smelling:
By now you’ve certainly heard that Google is accusing Bing (Microsoft’s Search Engine, and a sponsor of the Stephen Colbert’s show on Comedy Central) of copying search results. With that in mind, here’s Stephen Colbert chiming in on the allegations:
Post your comments below and let us know what you think of this latest Google vs. Microsoft fiasco.
After several injuries to foreign Russian and Ukrainian tourists, as well as the death of a German tourist in the Egyptian resort city of Sharm el-Sheikh by a shark attack, speculations have begun circulating that these attacks are the work of the Israeli government in order to ruin and discredit this world-renowned diving and tourist spot.
Here’s news host Steven Colbert over at Comedy Central putting it all together for us: