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		<title>Bird Poop&#8230; in the Mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch this reporter get pooped on&#8230; and then pooped IN!

Reporter gets bird poop in his mouth&#8230; very funny!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch this reporter get pooped on&#8230; and then pooped IN!</p>
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<p>Reporter gets bird poop in his mouth&#8230; very funny!</p>
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		<title>Baby Eating Watermelon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 03:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesome video of baby eating a watermelon &#8211; while INSIDE the watermelon!

Kids, Baby, Water Melon, and Eating. Awesome!
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<p>Kids, Baby, Water Melon, and Eating. Awesome!</p>
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		<title>The iPhone Antenna Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone knows about the iPhone 4 Death Grip hoopla&#8230; and now there&#8217;s a song about it:

If you wanna know more about Jonathan Mann, the guy behind the One Song A Day internet sensation, you can checkout his fantastic introduction video here:

Checkout the therockcookiebottom YouTube Channel.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone knows about the iPhone 4 Death Grip hoopla&#8230; and now there&#8217;s a song about it:</p>
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<p>If you wanna know more about Jonathan Mann, the guy behind the One Song A Day internet sensation, you can checkout his fantastic introduction video here:</p>
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<p>Checkout the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/therockcookiebottom" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.youtube.com/user/therockcookiebottom?referer=');">therockcookiebottom</a> YouTube Channel.</p>
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		<title>51 Jokes in Four Minutes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 06:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fastest 51 jokes you&#8217;ve ever heard &#8211; in four short minutes.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fastest 51 jokes you&#8217;ve ever heard &#8211; in four short minutes.</p>
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		<title>Charlie Bit My Finger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wrong Whole</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 08:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wrong Whole

Wrong Hole &#8211; DJ Lube and Scott Baio
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Wrong Whole</strong></p>
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<p>Wrong Hole &#8211; DJ Lube and Scott Baio</p>
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		<title>Abolish Daylight Savings Time (#abolishDST)</title>
		<link>http://showmesomethingfunny.com/abolish-daylight-savings-time-abolishdst/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 03:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Abolish Daylight Savings Time (#abolishDST)
Isn&#8217;t it time we got rid of DST? Follow the #abolishDST hashtag on Twitter.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Abolish Daylight Savings Time (#abolishDST)</strong></p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t it time we got rid of DST? Follow the #abolishDST hashtag on <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=abolishdst" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/twitter.com/_search?q=abolishdst&amp;referer=');">Twitter</a>.</p>
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		<title>Entrepreneur&#8217;s State of Mind &#8211; The New Dork</title>
		<link>http://showmesomethingfunny.com/entrepreneurs-state-of-mind-the-new-dork/</link>
		<comments>http://showmesomethingfunny.com/entrepreneurs-state-of-mind-the-new-dork/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Entrepreneur&#8217;s State of Mind

A parody of Alicia Keys and Jay-Z Empire State of Mind.
LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I&#8217;m in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I&#8217;m a nerd forever
I&#8217;m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom&#8217;s place
Buildin [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Entrepreneur&#8217;s State of Mind</strong></p>
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<p>A parody of Alicia Keys and Jay-Z Empire State of Mind.</p>
<p>LYRICS:<br />
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I&#8217;m in the twitterverse<br />
Fans get so immersed, But I&#8217;m a nerd forever<br />
I&#8217;m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website<br />
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes<br />
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom&#8217;s place<br />
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space<br />
Make way for the, One man businesses<br />
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals<br />
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time<br />
Makin big plans, To dominate the online<br />
Yeah, I&#8217;m on YouTube, this is one man<br />
Sharin&#8217; google revenue, With songs on my webcam<br />
Science is the new art, Databases day to day<br />
Geeks spreadin&#8217; sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay<br />
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie<br />
Tell from my avatar, That I&#8217;m most definitely</p>
<p>The New Dork,<br />
Social networks &#8211; what dreams are made of, There&#8217;s nothing you can&#8217;t do<br />
Now you&#8217;re the New Dork<br />
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool<br />
Let&#8217;s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks</p>
<p>Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage<br />
Hell, I&#8217;m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze<br />
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York<br />
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks<br />
Now I&#8217;m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans<br />
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan<br />
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.<br />
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.<br />
Now I&#8217;m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster&#8217;s lurkin&#8217;<br />
Used to be a reject, But now I&#8217;m steady jerkin&#8217;<br />
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me<br />
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony<br />
Comin&#8217; from the small time, Girls couldn&#8217;t find me<br />
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi<br />
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on<br />
You should follow me, cuz I&#8217;m friends with Ashton<br />
CHORUS</p>
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		<title>Nipple-based Gamepad, for casual and serious gamers alike</title>
		<link>http://showmesomethingfunny.com/nipple-based-gamepad-for-casual-and-serious-gamers-alike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nipple-based Gamepad, for casual and serious gamers alike

Use your girlfriend&#8217;s nipples to play your favorite video games.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Nipple-based Gamepad, for casual and serious gamers alike</strong></p>
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<p>Use your girlfriend&#8217;s nipples to play your favorite video games.</p>
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		<title>Romeo the Cat on Bluetooth with His Girl</title>
		<link>http://showmesomethingfunny.com/romeo-the-cat-on-bluetooth-with-his-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://showmesomethingfunny.com/romeo-the-cat-on-bluetooth-with-his-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Romeo the Cat on Bluetooth headset with His Girlfriends

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